TORTURERS' LOBBY AND BENT SPEAR DEMOS WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR ORDER VERY SOON. FOR NOW, ACCEPT AN ADVERTISEMENT AIMED AT COMPELLING YOU TO CURTAIL YOUR ENDLESS SCROLLING THROUGH THE MIRE OF...
-FUCKWITS WITH EXCESSIVE MAKEUP OR IRONIC FACIAL HAIR STRIKING CANDID POSES SIPPING COFFEE ACROSS THE TABLE ADORNED WITH BRAND NEW L.L.N. SHIRTS PONTIFICATING ABOUT THE MIRACLE THAT IS THE PRESENCE OF A SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
-CAREFULLY COMPOSED PHOTOS OF VEGAN BRUNCH SCRAMBLES AT EXPENSIVE RESTAURANTS WHILE STILL SHOWCASING ANARCHIST FINGER TATTOOS.
-STATEMENTS ABOUT ONE'S DECLINING MENTAL HEALTH TO ILLICIT SYMPATHY.
-TRIBUTES AND EPITAPHS FOR THOSE ALL BUT FORGOTTEN UNTIL THEY DIED COMPLETE WITH TRITE PROCLAMATIONS THAT THE WORLD IS NO LONGER WORTH LIVING IN.
-FLACID ATTEMPTS AT ACTIVISM WHILST PROLIFERATING MEANINGLESS #HASHTAGS AS CORPORATIONS OBSERVE AND TABULATE YOUR PROCLIVITIES.
...AND SPEND SOME MONEY. BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE BY EMAIL FOR UPDATES.
PLEASE NOTE: DUE TO TEMOPRARY INABILITY TO COUNT NORTH OF THE NUMBER 6, BENT SPEAR IS ACTUALLY P - 07... IF THAT MATTERS AT ALL.
